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吠狗不咬人

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

"It"s all right," said a gentleman, "don"t be afraid.

“没有关系，”一位先生说，

Don"t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don"t bite?"

“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”

"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"

“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗?”

得收二十五美元

Dentist: I"m sorry, madam, but I"ll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son"s tooth.

牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

我认为我是一只鸡

Psychiatrist: What"s your problem?

精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?

Patient: I think I"m a chicken.

病人：我认为我是一只鸡。

Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?

精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?

Patient: Ever since I was an egg!

病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。

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